A Popsicle Award

Posted: April 7, 2010 in Uncategorized

This would have to be one of my favourites so far.

Two women have been caught trying to sneak a dead man onto a plane flight in England, heading to Germany. The 91yo was definitely deceased so they just tried to hide the fact by sticking a pair of shades on him and pushing him along in a wheel chair. They then tried to claim that he was asleep.

I keep getting mental images of the women saying things like:
“Don’t worry about granddad – he’s asleep. Truly ruly. No, it only looks like he isn’t breathing. Look – he just waved at you. What, you didn’t see that? Huh? No, granddad always smells like that.”

Forget the Monty Python Dead Parrot sketch, now we have the Dead Grandpa in a Wheelchair sketch.

So for only have a Popsicle Stick keeping their ears apart, I hereby bestow the Noble Order of the Popstick Award on this pair of dimwit shelias.

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