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The Parliamentary Collection of Historical Stuff has just launched a bid to obtain the marble coffee table damaged in Tony marble tableAbbott’s former offices in the wake of Abbott being deposed by Malcolm Turnbull.

hockey dance“We believe this to be an important part of the National Collection of Stuff,” said the Stuff Curator. “It is our intention to procure it, not in association with Abbott, but to mark the political career of Joe Hockey. We wish to acknowledge his years of dancing around the issues and shimmying past the hard questions. And what better dance floor than his mate Tony’s marble coffee table during a political piss-up.

PS – no I didn’t do the video. ‘hue parkinson’ uploaded it to